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Saturday, February 26, 2011

mai sapa nak kene clamp ngan gua...ahaks!

kawan gua cakap kat gua.....
die nih tomboy...
siyes shit punyer tomboy....!!
ahahah!!


"men are like parking lot......parking sedap sume dah kene sapu....yang ade parking yg oke lah jer....ngan parking yg tak syok....parking tgah panas...."


errr......nak kate gua parking yg tak laku lettew.....
cehh....

gua bukan parking ok lah jer k....ahaks!
gua parking yg clamping zone tuh....once park...already clamp....!!
nak unclamp kene pecahkan clamp tuh dulu...

hahaha!!


analogi tuh.....cam die nak cakap yg laki hensem sume dah kene sebat.....
cehh.....
tak boleh pakai punyer analogi...poodahhh!!

ade jer laki hensem tak kene sebat lg.....

nih link meker....
naqib....
mecky...

the point is.......
its okay kalau lu dapat parking yg tak syok.....
at least lu ade gak tempat nak parking.....

oke per dapat parking lot...kalau dapat loading bay???


loading bay=laki buaya darat...ahahaha!!












p/s: dah pandai main chord dadali; disaat aku mencintaimu.... :)




oke salah link, hehehe...sini....ngan sini....kui3

Thursday, February 24, 2011

jangan usha lame2, kang jatuh hati....!!!! uhuk3

halu3....slamat malam lu orang......

gua terpikir2.....

asal la nurse nih sume comey2 ar....
ciss.....
nak3 yg fresh nurse...yg baru grade.....
brrrrr brrrr(darah kluar kat idong!!)......
demn...jgn ketok lutot..!!

sape tak suke nurse.....
mai habaq mai kat ceq.....
taktau la......maybe sbb law of attraction.....

maybeeeee~~~

mostly ramai nurse yang gua jumpe...eh..!!.
bukan gua...kawan gua jumpe....ngeh3
punyai sifat kasih sayang yg tinggi...

cube lu bayangkan kalau nurse tuh garang....

.....errrrrr......


hahaha...!!


kawan gua cakap...die nak carik bini nurse.....
antare sebab2 die...

1) comey

2) bnyk kasih sayang

3) low maintainence(lu pikir mesin ker bhai) hahaha!!

4) kalau kite sakit senang depa jage kite t....

5) comey.....

6) hot....

seriyes shit die cakap comey 2 kali...bangang tol..haha!!


p/s: taktau nape gua suke dok usha awek chinese look nih...hahahahah!!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

gua rase gua awesome....

3 perkara yg tak syok.....

1) stokin ilang sebelah...demn gua dah kene....

2) lu nak pi berak sgt2 nih tapi tandas full...gua dah kene pagi tadi...demn!

3) tenggiling(moto) lu mati kat tepi jalan.......demn dah kene gak.....!




lies is a great story that ruins by truth!!!
ahahhaa!!



p/s: 4 bar wireless kat surau KAED nih lagi laju dari 5 bar wireless kat bilik gua....cehh

Saturday, February 19, 2011

laki2 sukar untuk setia ngan perempuan...unless...he really fall for her...LOL

ahad nih bosan nak mampuih...
mati kutu gua nih...cisss....

gua nak tanye lu orang ler...
penat tak menunggu seseorang@something....seksa tak.......??

through my experience...i hate keep waiting.....
lagi2 kalau tunggu mende yang tak kompem....
arghh....
tapi gua terbace.....
quote yang lebih kurang cmnih bunyinyer..


" sabarlah,nescaye kamu akan peroleh keuntungan di kemudian hari"


tiap kali gua rase seksa menunggu gua trus play lagu nih



Dear God the only thing I ask of you
Is to hold her when I'm not around
When I'm much too far away
We all need that person who can be true to you
But I left her when I found her
And now I wish I'd stayed
'Cause I'm lonely and I'm tired
I'm missing you again, oh no
Once again



pernah dengar lagu nih...
nih just chorus lagu dear God....

at least kurang la sikit rase penantian tuh....

orang cakap penantian tuh memenatkan....
seriyes shit gua cakap memang penat....!

memetik scene dari citer How I Met Your Mother.....
gua terase terkesan dri satu scene nih....
and that kept me to keep waiting....

part Ted ngah cakap ngan Stella dalam keter...season 4 episode 23


Ted: what you and Tony have, Marshall and Lily have, i keep waiting for it to happen and waiting for that to happen and i guess im just, im tired of waiting.....

Stella: i know that you are tired of waiting and you may have to wait a little while more, but she's on her way Ted, and she's getting here as fast as she can

takpe kalau member2 gua bangkang gua dalam bab2 tunggu menunggu nih.....
somehow i just feel there's a big secret hiding behind it.....

p/s: even i dating a lot of girls....
i just want you to know...my heart just saying it out loud..." i just waiting for you!!"

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

senah....crik la boipren oiii!!!

gua nak tanye satu jer......
satu jer pada mereka kaum pompuan nih.....

pernah tak....

mak lu suruh lu crik teman istimewa....
boipren ker...??


pernah tak mak lu suruh lu crik.....??


"senah ko dah ade boipren ker?? crik la satu nak...buat tempat ko crite masalah ko....."


ade tak...ade tak??? ahahaha
kalau ade....gua salute la same mak lu....

bukan per....kawan gua fish mak die soh crik boipren....nih site fish--->sini
ahahahahahhhaa...bapak klako..!!
tapi cool kot ade mak camtuh.....
kire sempoi gak laa...

mak gua pernah tanye kat gua......
time tuh die tgok cerekarama pasal laki kawin ngan pompuan lagi tue sket....
trus die tanye gua....


"ko nak kawen ngan pompuan tue cit??"


dengan kelajuan 450 km/h....dgn bunyi kerutan 450 desibel....
gua terus kerutkan dahi.....


"aik mak...tamau la.....nak crik yg mudo2....getah gitu...!! ahahah!!"


kalau gua.....
mude spoloh tahun pon tak kesah.....

makcik2, spare ea anak mak cik tok saye....
saye tahu anak mak cik baru 11 tahun....takpe kan? ahaks!....kerja gile


p/s: gua senggugut balik.....cisss!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

gua akan tolong kalau ade awek yg rosak motonyer.....

smalam...eh smalam ke bile ek...
jumaat kot.....
ade orang kol gua.....
ish...bior bebenor budak nih kol gua....
nak ajak dating ke hape...

gua: haa pahal ko kol aku nih..??

si dia:hehehehhehe...ko ktnew nih...(gua tulis ikut style die tau..ade "ewww") ahahhaahha!!

gua: aku dalam bilik, stadi....nak exam....

si dia: owh ko exam ari ahad kan??

gua: haah, ko pesal nh...??

si dia: tolong weh, aku sangkut kat safiyyah nih(name tempat) , moto aku takleh start...ko buleh tolong pape pasal moto tak??

gua: lerrr(muke flat)....ahahah!! apasal?? sori la ...aku tak pakar dalam hal motor2 nih.....

si dia: cis kau tahu pakai je kan...same cm aku

gua: sori wei...aku tataw doe.....sori..ahahahh!!

si dia: haa takpe lah.....tengs weh...


pastu die hung up....
eh....

..................................

gua tak reti repair moto.....
bapak malu siot...!!

arghh!!! tutup muke....
gile lar...bile dipikirkan balik, satu hapa pon gua tatau pasal repair moto nih...

kalau stakat tuka taya oke lagi la...
masuk kat blok engine mmg haram....
tp gua tau tuko spark plug ea.....
sebab pe kene tuko spark plug tu....gua tatau..ngeh3...

pas nih gua mau blajar repair moto n kete ler....
bukan per...
kang senang...kalau nampak awek2 tepi jalan dgn keter@moto tersadai...
mane tau gua bole tolong.....

tolong menolong kan amalan mulia...ngeh3

win2 situation right....
kete die elok...gua dapat "terima kasih abang" awwww!
tak pon lagi advance gua dapat number phone...ahaks!!
tak pon flying kiss....??
jumpe mak die ker...??

hehehehe

tapi gua ikhlass bhai...ikhlass...ikhlas...ikhlass....arghh!!


"hai cik adik...nape nih??" gua

"jual kete bang!"


cis kene perli...zzzzzz


p/s: practise playing guitar...kui3

Friday, February 11, 2011

epilog dol,siti dan humairah.....

malam tuh Dol duduk sorang2.....
henpon sony ericsson W595 dibelek-belek....
button inbox ditekan kemas.......
tiba2 Dol terlintas untuk melihat msg2 lame....
memang Dol tak delete msg tuh......
sentimental value kononnyer....

satu2 msg tu dibeleknyer....
kadang2 senyum...
kadang2 muram....
siti....seorang gadis yg berjaya mencuri hati Dol...dulu....
siti nih cantik orangnyer....putih...tinggi...senang crita sedap mate memandang ler...

makin bnyk msg dibace....
lame2 Dol sedar yang...
die nih sgt2 bendul dan takde pengalaman dalam bercinta dulu...
tak pandai nak melayan perempuan....

sebab tuh Dol ngan siti tak lame....
entah kat mane silapnyer....
mungkin sebab kebendulan Dol dulu dalam bercinta buat siti cepat bosan dan mengalah dgn Dol......
akhirnya Dol tewas dan karam sendiri....

Dol memang tak romantis pon orangnyer....
sweet jauh skali la....


"abang, jom" sapa humairah....humairah nih isteri Dol...walaupon tak secantik siti...tapi Dol bahagia bersama humairah...

"jom"balas Dol seraya tersenyum....


pantas tangan Dol mencari button delete....
Dol sekarang bukan Dol yang dulu....

all messages deleted.................


kredit to:
Engku Abdullah
Aishah Humairah
Siti Raihanah



p/s: jgn bace msg yg dulu2....pesanan gua nih...

Thursday, February 10, 2011

otak gua asyik ingat kat awek smalam yg duk tepi kaunter klinik..ahaha!!

gua sakit lately..
demam plus selsema plus batok.....
memang kalau dipikirkan azab...memang azab la....

hidung sumbat....
tekak perit...
kepale berat....
tq nj teman gua gi klinik smalam...
sbb gua mmg takut nak gi klinik nih....

maybe sebab pengalaman time gua sunat kot....
sakit satu hal....
malu satu hal....ahhaha!!
ade ke patot nurse tuh selambe jer..errr..haishhh!!
malu siot! ahaha
orang pompuan jangan bace...
lu orang mane sunat...ahahhah!!

jap melalut dah nih...
tapi gua sedar satu bhai...
kalau otak kate sakit...make sakit la tuh....
kalau lu pikir tak sakit...jadi la tak sakit.....

mcm petang smalam...
gua tekad pi training ragbi...
balik bilik sesak dada bhai....gila....
seb bek tak pengsan....
lau pengsan sape mau hantar gi sepital...
kalau ade nurse angkatkan takpe gak...eheheheh!!

kadang2 tekad untuk sembuh tuh sebenarnyer ubat....
takyah gi klinik pon takpe....

bnyk penyakit nh...banyak tol dose gua....sob3


p/s: gua tak suke ade drugs dalam badan nih...cisss...ubat hai ubat..zzzzz...usha awek smalam pon dah kire ubat kot..ahahaks!!

gua blajar dari realiti yg gua tak spesel...ahahhahaha!!

ehem2....hari nih gua blajo mende baru.....


gua: gua nak tukor rxz la...

n: takyah doe....

gua: asal lak??

n: tnggiling ko nih spesel bhai....nampak rare..takyah tuko la....btw...kalau ko jadi lain dari yg lain...baru spesel...kang senang orang nak kenal ko....

gua: ooooooo....


cakap pasal mende rare nih....
gua tanak tuko la tenggiling gua ngan rxz....
lu rase berbaloi ker...?? berbaloi kot.....

lagi satu....rambut gua...ahahah...
ramai suruh gua rebond....
tapi malas la gua.....
bio rambut gua rare....
kang dari jauh org dah cam dah....
rasyid dah mai....rasyid dah mai!! ahah

teammate gua pon cakap rambut gua cam rambot zaman retro dulu2....
haram jadah...
ahahah!!

bior la rambut gua curly2.....
kadang2 kalau lu tgok orang rambot curly nih...sweet gak kan?? ahaha tak caye??

biar rare asal tak buat orang sakit hati....


p/s: aku tatau la kalau2 de member2 aku yg tanak kasi tahu hal sebenar...ingat aku takleh handle ker...teruk mane pon crite tuh...kasi tau je la...hish!! benci siot men rahsia2 nih....

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

arghhh!!!!

member gua slalu cakap...
hati pompuan nih fragile bhai....
tapi gua tak dgr pon cakap die....
peduli hape gua fragile ke tak....
sume gua hentam....

last2 baru gua sedar memang betul2 fragile dosh.....


pompuan makin tue hati mereka makin lembut dan fragile...

laki makin tue makin keras dan kental......




oke gua mintak maaf kat sume awek yg gua dah smack ati die....takot wooo..ptg tadi tgn ketaq2.....tatau nape.....sob3


p/s: kene sound ngan fasi stadi circle.....sebab tak fokus dalam hafalan....bnyk mende der kat pale otak gua nih.....runsing2.....arghh!!!!!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

ok gua dah approch limit dah nih...

kasi gua sebab....

nape gua kene stay dalam engineering nih....
sebab gua dah hampir2 mau quit engineering....

cisss!!









engineering busan.....zzzzz

Monday, February 7, 2011

gua jatuh cinta lagi doshhh...!! ahahah!!

ade orang cakap kat gua.....


its the matter of life cycle bro....bile lu tgah tangkap cintan@jatuh cinta..mesti ade pertelingkahan...bile ade pertelingkahan,mesti ade hati yang sakit...bile ade hati yang sakit...kat situ ade perpisahan...bile ade perpisahan, hanye mase jer yang dapat heal...bile lu dah heal....lu akan jatuh cinta balik.....

-anonymous-

bile gua flashback balik 2 ke 3 tahun yang lepas....
this is not the path i should take.....

bukan per....
gua nak tekankan!!
kat student2 lepasan spm....jangan silap pilih.....
kalau lu silap pilih....nyesal doe hidup....

kalau la gua tak bertekak ngan bapak gua dulu...
i should be happy around with my fren at uitm...

tapi tuh bukan takdir gua....
takdir gua kat sini....tmpat nih...lu pon tahu mane kan....

gua blajo survive bhai....
walaupon kadang2 tak mampu den nak survive....

kalau gua tak masok sini....
gua takkan even noticed lu pon...
takkan jumpe lu pon...
lu cume just an ordinary annoying money maker girl

tapi takdir bhai....~
tak sangke lak lu nih cool gak...ahaha
annoying money maker girl turns into something awesome.....
ahahahah!!

somehow,im just glad i have fight with my father before.......


p/s:he wish to be her first, she wish to be his last.......:)

gua jatuh cinta lagi?? nayyy...gua tunggu syafiq zaharin kahwin dulu....ahahah

Saturday, February 5, 2011

kalau gua rindu lu...gua pi berak....arghh


ning-ning bukan ming-ming ea.....haha


nih kucing gua.....name die kak ning-ning.....
asal kak....sebab die ade lagi 2 orang dik...

sian die nih...
mak diorang mati bulan 1 ritu...sian.....
jap3....ning2 nih lahir, 4 bulan awal dari adik2 die....
kirenyer mak diorang(miau) ngandung 2 kali dalm mase 4 bulan...erkk ngandung???

lu orang paham tak pe gua cakap nih....??

satu tebiat yg gua tak gemar ngan kucing gua nih....
suke berak mrate2....cisss!!!


eeewwwwwwww!!!

sakit ati tol....
seb bek kat garage....

biasa gua lari jauh2 bile diorang berak...
sebab pe...kalau dekat2...t kene basuh...
bek gua lari dulu kan......
bijak2!! ngeh3....




nih adik2 ning2...kiri kiki(pompuan)...kanan blakie(jantan)



haih~~



gua cau lu nak balik U


p/s: sakit merindu.....arghh.....nak berak la ceni.....zzzzzz

Friday, February 4, 2011

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banner contest..!! click to go to the site....



salam...gua jejaka terhangat....*click* ;) ...LOL

versi blog gua nih...aiseh man...ahaks!


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nak join....senang ja....klik sini....ahaks! gile malas gua nak explen


SEBAB NAPE GUA NAK MENANG PHONE TUH....


gua nak menang contest Jejaka Terhangat tuh sebab......emmm emmm malu lah...!!! *tutup muke* ahaha!!

cenggini....
gua nak kasi mak gua phone tuh......phone mak gua dah nazak...tinggal nak masok ICU ja......phone first die kot....so kalau gua menang kontes jejaka terhangat nih..gua nak kasi mak gua....tu pon kalau mak gua reti pakai la kan....kui3....kalau mak gua tak reti pakai....gua la tolong pakaikan...ahaks!!

oke tuh jer.....hopefully gua menang phone tuh....

takpon hadiahkan untuk THE One...ahahaha!!!



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panjang gile...ahaha!!





sekian salam gua nak gi main hujan...woohoooo!!!!

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

gua nyanyi nih tok yang istimewa.....kui3...

oke ari nih gua nak maen gitar....
gua tujukan lagi nih tok kanak2 istimewa...

eh!!yang teristimewa....ececec...ahaks!!

tapi sebelom tuh....
lu tolong pasang lagu your guardian angel by red jumpsuit apparatus....

takde?? cepat pi crik....baru layan beb.....

ehem2!!! ececeh......

macho gak gua men gitar nih..ehem2!!























ceewah...feeling...ahaks~











nah untuk kau...ahahaha!! gua kasik.... :)


amcam.....ade bakat tak??? men gitar n nyanyi tok lu..ahaks!!

p/s:penat...takpe, janji lu bace nih...haha...:)

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

my first time.....slrpppp slrpppp~~





















p/s: first time gua buat gune paint nih...cam haram...hahha!!
tapi kut gak...ahahahaha!!
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